Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
*jumps on trampoline in front of cute boy*
could be jumpin on your dick but ur not single